i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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