Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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