Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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