Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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