i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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