Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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