You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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