i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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