You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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