I wannas sexs uuuuu
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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