yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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