Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
they need to just BURY HIM!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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