dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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