Betty ford says i'm here all night
I wish i was in the wii world.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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