I swear she didn't look like that last week.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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