DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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