I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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