Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You can make out without kissing
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