i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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