I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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