Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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