You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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