About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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