Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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