soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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