I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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