May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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