So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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