We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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