she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
