Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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