he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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