Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
it hurts more in the daytime
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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