We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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