never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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