Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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