I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
did you just send me my own nude
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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