Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
