we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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