billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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