hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
smell my finger.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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