I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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