And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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