You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
home. puking in laundry basket.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
