Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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