...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
