Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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