I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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