On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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