Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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