The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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