Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
