Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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