Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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