i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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